The UP's and DOWN's

If my life were a roller coaster, today I would be on top. But for the past couple of weeks it has been up and down. Several days I was surprised that I woke up. The night before I was sure I would die in my sleep. What really pissed me off I was to out of it to even beat my meat which is all that has suspained me mentally for most of my life. Blow jobs are fine. Fucking a cunt is fine. Fucking an ass is fine. Frotting with my best bud is fine. Hand jobs from others is fine. Having sex with a man or woman is fine. But my all time favorite bar non, is making myself cum! I would rather have sex with myself than anyone else. Always been that way and hopefully will continue that way unless these meds keep me from choking my monkey. When I was younger I have done it 10 times in one 16 hour period. My cock was so sore afterwards that I could barely hold it to piss. I guess it was a good thing that I could not suck myself. I would have done it so much that I would have literally eaten myself to death. But, what a way to go. What a great tombstone, "Here lies Slim, He ate himself to death."