Men In Trees

I have often wondered what is with Men in Trees. I know I always loved to climb trees as a kid and as I hit puberty I LOVED to climb trees. I found that I could when pulling myself up get a hard on rubbing against the trunk and if I continued to pull my self up in the same spot while rubbing I would cum in my shorts. Then I would sit on a branch and look around while I came down from the orgasmic high that I had achieved while high in a tree. Wonder I hadn't fallen out of the tree and killed myself. I can see the report, "He broke his neck but were not sure why there was cum in his tighty whities." The pix I see on the web the guy is in the tree naked something that I never have been able to do. For one thing I know how rough the bark of a tree can be and I will be fucked if I would let my favorite plaything rub naked against rought bark! Trees also usually have lots of bugs. I don't really want a colony of ants or other bity creatures heading for my naked hole while sitting on a branch. As much as I like to be naked, I think naked in a tree would not be the place for me. And, you say climb way up and take off your clothes..........and what if the fucking wind blows them away....well Officer I took my clothes off to enjoy the breeze and the breeze blew my clothes away so I had to come down nude and natural to get out of the tree. Wonder what it would be like to have sex in a tree. Blow jobs would be easy. The one guy could fuck the others mouth while holding on to the trunk or a branch while the one sucking could sit straddling a branch holding on with his legs. Guess you could fuck a guy in the ass while he held on to the trunk and you held on to a branch.....you could also frot him that way.....but over all a nice bed, floor or couch sounds better to me.